Sunday, 12 October 2014

Chapter 3: Good-bye, Mr Chips!

Although there were still seventy-two long hours to go for his departure, Nick's bags were packed and he was ready to leave at a moments notice. He often found himself checking his things and going over all the details, which his parents seemed rather reluctant to give. Unfortunately, the reason and logic behind his actions were best known to him.

For the past few nights he had been reliving the same incident over and over again. Well, it wasn't actually just any incident, but more of a weird dream.

He sat at his nearly empty desk, head on hands, waiting for the time to leave. Inevitably, he fell into the world of deep slumber.

He was back in the small park that he would play in when he was young. It had treelined pathways, and lacked on playing equipment. So he would play with his imaginary and occasionally real friends. The other people who visited the park were usually other neighborhood residents. But one fine day, his parents' favorite bench was inhabited by an old man in a top hat, complete with suit and tie. He had a compressed face like all the features had had to be squeezed in to fit them, and his mouth was nothing more than a thin line between his cheeks. Naturally, his parents sat on another bench but the old man in the top hat kept staring at Nick during his play. As was in his inquisitive nature, the five year old's brain could not help throwing up a question.
Why is he staring at me?
He went over to the man and stood there, waiting for him to make the first move. The man leaned forward, until his face was about an inch from Nick's. The young lad stood there, barely scared, merely curious.
Then the old man in the top hat leaned forward and pointed at a spot about twenty meters away. The boy turned and looked, not quite getting the gesture.
The old man continued to point.
Nick went and stood there, and suddenly, an electric blue bolt of lighting came from the clear sky, and engulfed the boy.
It disappeared abruptly, taking with it old man, top hat, and all.

Nick was greeted by the shaking of his shoulder and a voice ringing in his ears.
Wake up Nick, Time to go ,the voice said.
I do not know what is happening, so I will not move an inch ,his brain replied.
What's the matter with you! The voice sounded angry now.
This voice sounds oddly like my mother's ,his brain noted.

His brain jolted him back into reality and activated the rest of his body, which isn't often a pretty sight. His eyes focused and saw his mother standing in front of him with her arms folded. She didn't look too happy.
And that, cannot be good at all.
'Get up we're leaving now'.
'But I have three full days!', he whined.
'I said MOVE!' ,she shouted, and went out of the room.
Oops, he thought usually mom is snappy only when something bad is gonna happen.

Sometimes it's amazing how correct a person can be, isn't it?


He picked up his bags and walked to the door. Although he looked quiet on the outside, he was thinking of all the possibilities on the inside.
What can happen? Nuclear Blast? Unicorn Stampede?
Outside his house he saw a pure black sedan waiting for him. He glanced at his parents, who had managed to put on very sombre faces.
His mother called him close, and whispered 'Promise me you'll be a good boy'
'I will', he replied. Suddenly his throat felt abnormally dry, and he felt a tear on his cheek. He wasn't sure who's it was.
Nick glanced at his father who gave an encouraging nod with a small smile. He walked him to the door of the car and sat him in. He heard his mother shout 'Goodbye Nick! Keep writing'

As odd as it would seem, his brain, most likely prompted by the previous sentence, threw up a random thought.
Good-bye Mr Chips!
What was that about! he wondered.
Then, the driver turned back at Nick and winked.
In fairness to the gravity of the situation at hand, I feel I should describe the wink in slow motion.
When the driver's eyelid was a quarter of the way down, Nick felt a cold sweat break out on his spine. His eyes flashed out, but nobody was there.
The eyelids had progressed towards the halfway mark, and he felt all the sweat dry on his spine, probably the only thing holding him straight.
The wink was complete now, revealing two large teeth on the driver's jaw. Nick felt very cold and then hot. Then he started shaking very violently yet uncontrollably. He was as clueless as you are.

But it was at that very moment that the pigs arrived.

The PIGS?

Friday, 10 October 2014

Chapter 2: Surrounded by Fools

Nick Bolt is an ordinary boy just like you and me. He has piercing blue eyes, which never seemed to find peace in their sockets. This was also the case with his dark black hair which seemed to grow faster after every unfortunate trip to the barber. He was not too popular or social, and had picked up the nickname 'brain boy' at school. Not just because of his exceptional grades, but also because of his ability to turn unpleasant situations in his favor.
Allow me to illustrate with an example.

Bully: Well look who's here! You got somethin' to say, Brainboy? Coz my fist is lookin' angry.


Nick: Why hello there, Bob!


Bully: Bob?


Nick: Did you say something Rob?


Bully: Rob?


Nick: Would you mind speaking a bit louder Tom?


Bully: I don't no see any Bob, Rob, Tom or Jim here Brainboy, but I'm in a bad mood right now and you seem to be the cause. So stop messin' with me.


Nick:  (innocently) But I never mentioned Jim.


Bully: You playin' smart with me Brainboy? I'll beat ya' black and blue!


Nick: Oh! I'm utterly terrified my friend! Whatever shall I do now?!


Bully's a-bit-more-sensible Friend: Shut up Nick. You're like the start of a bad joke. 


Nick: Doesn't that make you the punch line?


By now the large crowd that had gathered to watch is laughing and a few are calling out for more. The poor bully's tiny brain catches up and realizes that it is the butt of all the jokes. You could almost see the steam coming out of his ears as his brain overheated trying to process all this information. But then again, he's helpless in front of the crowd. I almost feel sorry for the effete fellow. Almost.


Thus Nick always manages to get away unscathed. It is always his most proud moment of the day. 


But behind this is a small foible. Nick believes himself to be a bit more intelligent than all others. He easily loses focus at important times and is attracted Often, while unsuccessfully trying to explain his complex ideology to others, he comes across the same phrase.


I am surrounded by fools.



***

For the past few days Nick's 'laugh-ability' had been running drastically low. Either his jokes weren't funny anymore, or he wasn't making funny jokes, or both. Whatever the cause, he was still on the decline.

Today he had been scolded by his teacher for not paying enough attention in class. The truth, very much contradicting the teacher's claim, was that he had been closely following the progress of an ant crawling on his friend's sleeve. Even his talent to wriggle out of this fix had abandoned him.

As he sat at the window, mulling over the day's events, he heard his mom call out.


'Nick'


'Yes mom'


'Get down here.'


'I'm on my way', he muttered while flying down the stairs. Literally. Mom didn't like to be delayed.


Had he known what news waited for him, I'm sure he wouldn't have moved an inch.


When he reached he found his parents seated on the sofa, quietly talking. 


'Have a seat Nick', said his father in a very unfatherlike way. 


As he sat, his mother spoke up. 'Do you like your school?'


Nick shifted uncomfortably. 'What do you mean?'


'Are you happy with your schooling?'


'More or less'


'I want a yes or no.'


Nick thought about it. The next word he spoke could have several implications. His brain said that he should stay, but his heart said that it was terribly unhappy.


He had to listen to one of them, doesn't he?


So he said 'No'


His mother sighed, 'I've found an excellent place for you to go'


'Is it a boarding school?'


'Unfortunately yes', his father replied.


Nick's brain groaned internally, but his heart rejoiced at the freedom granted.


'What is it called?', he asked.


'BreakNeck Heights'


'When do I leave?'


'In two weeks.'

'You'll love it there', his father said in a consoling tone.


I seriously doubt it. was his one and only thought

Friday, 3 October 2014

Chapter 1: Questions

Before you start reading this book, I'd like to say that questions are very important things. A single question can lead you to give out long lectures, crisp one line answers, or even shake your head at its stupidity. A question can be answered by another question which may or may not have an answer. A question's questionneess or questionability can also be questioned with a questionable answer or even an answerable question. How would we be without questions?  Would we be question less perhaps? Do you realize you are being asked a question about another question?
So we can wrap it all up by saying that questions are very important things.
Aren't they?

***

The echo of the clip-clop of a horse's hooves resonated across the valley. A few vultures circled overhead, musing how this unfortunate messenger would taste. The messenger wasn't feeling even one bit scared and nor was his horse. In fact, there was nothing wrong with either of them. The horse was one of the finest available in the province, although many of them weren't left. Messengers were usually entitled to Needlebacks, who as the name suggests, had very spiky and occasionally poisonous needles on their backs. They had barely enough brainpower to fly properly and obey orders. Nevertheless, they were very reliable beasts who had never heard of disrespect. But then again, those needles do hurt. Coming back to our messenger, he had been sent straight from BreakNeck Heights, by an important person and was heading for a small inn. He was feeling rather proud of himself, partly because of his horse, and partly because of what might follow if his news was taken well. He kept thinking and smiling all the way.
I'm so lucky. Imagine what the others would say if the saw me.
and
I do hope Madam's in a good mood, I might even get invited to their party. 

He shuddered to even think what would happen if madam was not in a good mood.

But all the while, the same question kept nagging him.

Why have I been chosen? What's so special in me?

He spent the rest of the journey talking to himself, chuckling over his own jokes and congratulating himself on his horse. The horse on the other hand, proved to be a bit more sensible.

After a while our friend reached and looked around warily. He spotted one boulder above the door, two string traps and a hidden nest of red ants. Particularly nasty. He sighed.

Typical of innkeepers, so secretive.

He tied the horse to a nearby tree and carefully went inside.  A few other NeedleBacks eye him suspiciously, but he had learned to ignore it over the years. His knock was answered on the first go, and then his dreaded Madam opened the door. She stood there, grinning down at him distastefully.

'Well, what have you got for me?'

'A message Madam', he knelt.

'Blurt it out.'

'Your master calls for your aid.'

Madam lifted his face with a long, painted fingernail, searching for nonexistent signs of a lie. The messenger noticed that her eyes were wide, fearful, grasping for anything to prove him wrong.

And suddenly, as unlikely as it would seem, Madam fainted, leaving the man pleasantly confused.

Rather short conversation, don't you think?